I’m not here to warn you, it’s too late for that. I’m here to let you know what will happen next.
“Sure to keep you in a state of gut-churning dread.” — NPR
Being a 36-year-old women with kids is a lot easier for some people to comprehend than my actual life.
Prince Hans appeals to Elsa by singing show-stopper, “Let It Flow.”
Gwyneth can’t recognize her Avengers co-stars. Is she a snob, or does she have the same disorder as her old beau, Brad Pitt?
And right after I wrote this, the Washington Post Express went under. Oh well!
Yes, I am a cheapskate. Also, I proposed to my boyfriend via email.
My boyfriend doesn’t understand the concept of river tubing. Is that a deal-breaker?
It’s embarrassing when your office manager asks you to wear a bra. It’s even worse when this message is delivered via the game “telephone.”