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Advanced praise for the novel, “Coronavirus”

July 6, 2020

“Sure to keep you in a state of gut-churning dread.” — NPR

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Let me introduce you to my imaginary children

June 30, 2020

Being a 36-year-old women with kids is a lot easier for some people to comprehend than my actual life.

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Frozen 2 spoilers: global warming edition

November 21, 2019

Prince Hans appeals to Elsa by singing show-stopper, “Let It Flow.”

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Is Gwyneth Paltrow face blind?

August 31, 2019

Gwyneth can’t recognize her Avengers co-stars. Is she a snob, or does she have the same disorder as her old beau, Brad Pitt?

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Gratitude journal: Cool stuff I’ve gotten to do for my job

January 30, 2019

And right after I wrote this, the Washington Post Express went under. Oh well!

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You don’t need to break the bank to host a dream wedding. I did it for $780.

September 7, 2018

Yes, I am a cheapskate. Also, I proposed to my boyfriend via email.

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Are we drifting toward marriage or farther away?

December 31, 2015

My boyfriend doesn’t understand the concept of river tubing. Is that a deal-breaker?

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Is side-boob appropriate for the office?

December 27, 2015

It’s embarrassing when your office manager asks you to wear a bra. It’s even worse when this message is delivered via the game “telephone.”

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